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  • raysaikat
    04-23 03:28 PM
    Hello thanks for the reply.
    By applying for a petition did you mean:
    - give the job advertisement in a newsletter,
    - get the LCA
    - then apply for a petition - I-129
    >> what is the time frame for this petition application?
    - apply for the waiver (i mean J1 applies and gets it lets say in 2-3 months)
    >> i'll be still working with my J2 EAD, during waiver comes.
    - once the waiver comes, then what is the procedure?\

    Thanks again!

    Your company needs to hire an immigration lawyer for doing the H1-B petition and you need to talk to that person. The forums are not a substitute for lawyers; for one, you may not get the response/information/answer that fits your specific situation. Forums are for getting a good overview --- general knowledge, so to say --- so that you know what is happening --- and you already have more than enough general information.




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  • pappu
    02-18 10:20 AM
    The flyer created by NJ chapter has been uploaded in the resources section

    Flyer_2007 version (word file)

    http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=22&Itemid=36&mosmsg=Item+succesfully+saved.




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  • GC_1000Watt
    12-04 06:12 PM
    1> just carried the usual documents required, job letter, tax returns, I-129, LCA, Paystubs etc. I also carried whatever documentation I could find for my previous employers like experience letter, last few paystubs etc. Also original of degrees/transcripts.

    2> I stayed at Hotel Real Del Rio which is less than a minute walk from the consulate. It's right behind the consulate infact. Very nice hotel; courteous staff. Recommended you do booking through expedia ($70), although expedia will not charge your credit card but you can carry the printout which will get you that rate. If you book directly with the hotel, the rate's much higher (close to $100)

    3> YEs, I got the tourist visa for mexico. Although nobody checked it anywhere, but I believe entering any country without valid visa/paperwork is illegal. Getting a mexican visa was very easy. You just go to the consulate/embassy, tell them you want to go to the US consulate in Tijuana for H-1b stamping. They issue you within the hour stamped. Cost about $36. Just get your H-1b petition with you for proof, and the appointment confirmation.

    4> The validity of H-1b depends on the validity of the petition I-797. Whatever period you have that for, will be stamped.

    5> He just asked me for job letter, asked me if I've applied for GC (I have), asked me that don't I have to work with them for a certain time (to which I replied I did and after I was eligible I changed employers using AC-21). He just read the job duties in my H-1B petition (most likely to check for any TAL related stuff). He remarked that inspite of my experience, my close-to-six-figure salary is a bit above slavery (to which I replied that I do get other benefits such as 401k, paid time-off, health/medical insurance etc.). He just asked some other questions such as what was my major in masters, how long I've been in US, had I worked in India, if so how long. I replied all of them. It appears he put that in the comments screen on his PC. And then he said he's approving it.

    It was basically a bar-like casual conversation I had with him. Within a few seconds of my start of the interview with IO, I knew he'll approve my visa. so it was pretty cool all along the way.

    Thanks for sharing your experience. I will get back to you if I will have any further questions.




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  • mbartosik
    11-16 04:13 PM
    To answer Munna Bhai's question:

    Visa bulletin:
    This determines which priority dates USCIS may accept applications for (I485). It is also used to determine which applications by priority date USCIS may issue GC for.

    Processing times:
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/ptimes.jsp
    Shows when you can expect that USCIS gets round to processing an application once they have received it. This is meant to be based on receipt date for that application. They may randomly process it sooner. They many complete processing later if there is a problem. Most applications with receipt dates stated in the processing times page should have completed most processing.

    To get GC, visa bulletin date must be current, AND USCIS must have processed paperwork, AND there be no problems or outstanding RFE.

    Oh, I nearly forgot, AND pigs must fly!



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  • looivy
    12-03 03:24 PM
    Thanks for the update. I have an appointment at Nogales in mid-Dec.

    Can you please let me know what the Banamex draft looks like? Also, any help regarding supporting docs would be helpful.


    Just for updating everyone, I got my stamping done successfully at Tijuana. They give the passport next day as expected, so just make sure to make the arrangement for the night. It's pretty cool for H-1B people both for full-time plus contractors, albeit for contractors they sometimes will call/e-mail your employer to verify. It will usually happen in a day or two and they'll issue the visa then. Let me know if anyone wants any particular details on Tijuana/H-1B stamping there.




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  • glen
    08-02 04:45 PM
    interested in charter/car pool
    I am from Tallahassee and interested in travelling to DC for September 13th Rally.

    Anyone else interested from North Florida?

    South Florida members please inform me about your travel plans. I will like to join you guys, in case I don't find anyone from North Florida. Thanks.



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  • GreenCard_Soon
    02-16 12:38 PM
    Hi,

    Just saw this thread today. Hence, unfortunately missed the opportunity to attend yesterday's call. I would like to join into this effort.

    Please let me know of the next time we plan to get together about this.

    Thanks




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  • rishikesh75
    11-09 10:47 AM
    Luckily I had all but the 1st one when I entered in US. Please see the format letter below [please note that I am copying the format from a word doc & may not display correctly


    Dear Sir/Madam,
    In response to your letter requesting evidence for FORM I-131. Please find below mentioned details.

    a. Copies of all I-94 issued- I do not have copy of I-94 that was issued to me on <>Date (my first arrival in US on H1). The original I-94 was returned to airline official at the time of boarding the flight.

    The following entries are in TAB format
    Date of Entry mm/DD/yyyy
    Date of Exit mm/DD/yyyy
    I-94 # NA
    Copy Avail? N
    Remarks Original I-94 was handed over to airlines staff at the time of boarding [Departed by flight xxx ]. To support my claim, please see attached passport copy that shows arrival record in India on <xxx> [pages 3-4]

    b. Approval notices for extensions or change of Status- My original H1 [XXXX] expired on [XXX]. An H1 renewal notice was filed on [XXXX] and was approved on [XXX] [WAC-XXX]. I am attaching copies of both the approval notices.

    c. Any other Evidence of your lawful immigrations status: I am attaching a copy of approved I-140 [SRC-XXX] and a copy of I-485 filing receipt [WAC-XXXX]

    d. Evidence of relationship: I am attaching the following documents
    1. Copy of my birth certificate
    2. Copy of my marriage certificate

    Thanks & Regards,


    <Your Name>
    Encl:
    1. Passport copy pages displaying the visa issued ,date of entries to US on H1 and displaying the date of arrival in India [6 pages]
    2. Copies of H1 approval & extension approval notice [2 pages]
    3. Copies of I-94’s issued [5 pages]
    4. Copy of I-140 approval [1 pages]
    5. Copy of I-485 filing receipt [1 pages]
    6. Copy of birth certificate [1 page]
    7. Copy of marriage certificate [1 page]


    Hope this helps


    QUOTE=MYGCBY2010;193771]How did you respond to your RFE?.. Did you have copies of all of your I -94 ?.. Please let me know...[/QUOTE]



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  • anandrajesh
    12-19 08:31 PM
    core member- Ashish Sharma (eager2i) will be attending this call on behalf of the core team.

    I'LL BE THERE




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  • wandmaker
    09-30 09:58 AM
    Thanks Chanduv23...this really helps to keep up the spirit.

    Does anyone know how long does it take to get the mail?

    You should have it by end of the week or before middle of next week.



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  • srikanthmavurapu
    08-16 12:29 PM
    Hi ,
    I have a problem with my employer. He never paid me ontime and he didn't paid me since April,2010. So i have applied for H1 trasfer as i am having problems with this Employer. My H1 got approved and now my old employer sent me a notice saying i am in breach of agreement and i should not work for the same client and he will sue me for 50,000 dollars .
    Then i replied him saying since he is not paying me from past 4 months his agreement got voided as he is in Material Breach of Agreement.
    He is still giving me hard time. Can any one please give some suggestions like if i also proceed legally will it be helpful to me .
    Thanks,
    Srikanth




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  • immiguy
    07-20 04:35 PM
    Same question. My friend is pregnant and wants to deliver the baby in India. They have filed for AoS now. Howevr they are not sure how to bring ther baby in if they deliver in India.



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  • AgentM
    06-03 06:20 PM
    I don't have the I-140 application ? is it still a problem if I switch companies?




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  • mihird
    07-12 10:17 AM
    This is beginning to look more and more like a organized and deliberate attempt to block people from filing for AOS.....

    Dude, the whole system is setup and organized wrongly deliberately..
    In the guise of fairness and promoting racial diversity, the system is deliberately setup so that countries that supply most labor backlog all the time....

    Phillippines for healthcare workers
    Chindia for technology workers
    Mexico for low skilled workers

    This gives businesses that employ the imported labor the opportunity to exploit the employees at will.

    There are always unused visa numbers and oversubscribed countries in the system all the time...this gives politicians the leeway to throttle immigration as they want...through the DOS bulletins...the July fiasco was just an extreme example of this practice....

    Even if a point based system is brought in, the per country fixed quotas will not go away....and thus the retrogression will continue....yes, you qualify through the point based system, but since a lot more from your country qualify too...you go the end of the line...



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  • Soul
    06-14 07:02 AM
    Haha :beam:




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  • cahaba
    04-14 12:07 PM
    Your friend is capable of a lot; but incapable of asking his own questions !!! Not being cynical or rubbing salt on a wound....but whats the harm in claiming that its your own problem instead of a 3rd persons.?

    Given 'your friends' patents & papers in the technical field, self employment as consultant could be possible.

    Also ask opinion of attorney on actually incorporating LLC....timing of incorporating such LLC after receiving RFE can be suspect.

    Good luck - to your friend.


    Hello,
    Thanks for your reply. But I do not appreciate the sarcastic cynicism . The only reason I am fronting for my friend is 1. he does not have time now and 2. because of the apprehension that participating in forums like this may put him in more hot soup. I hope you understand.
    Also, I am at loss to understand how can people jump to imaginary conclusions without any supporting basis.
    Please let us not create any distractions for a really serious problem we have on hand. I am not going to engage in war of words, even if you have a retort for me.
    --



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  • ItIsNotFunny
    09-09 04:20 PM
    While on EAD, what type of entity (LLC, S Corp, C Corp) is the best one?

    S Corporation. For detailed information visit LegalZoom.com. Make sure you just get information from there, don't go through them.




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  • sprash
    10-15 06:00 PM
    My lawyer strongly suggests not to leave US unless you have your AP in hand or a valid visa stamped.




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  • TexasGC
    07-21 03:21 PM
    Why does USCIS want TB test done? Many countries like India have BCG vaccination administered at childhood thus preventing TB. However, such people will show a false positive if administered a skin test for TB.

    This is causing many Indians to go for a chest xray. I feel this is a ridiculous requirement.




    katewill
    08-24 01:20 PM
    180K per BEC and 2 of them so 360K cases overall.
    hello days go by,
    kinda new here.
    is there a way to find out, out of 360K case overall, how many are EB1, EB2 or EB3? Or how many files in year 01, 02, and 03?

    overheard most are EB2/3 cases and not many 245i cases.




    fullerene
    08-13 11:14 AM
    From my notice the processing date is meaningless at TSC because the dates are mostly the processing windows. For example, I140 was Jan 13 in July notice, which was 6 months behind. If you take a look on AP and EAD, they were just 3 months behind.

    It turns out to me that processing date is the date that you are entitled to make a phone call to request your status. You may be lucky to have your EAD in 1 or 2 months. But if you do not have it in three months, you can make a call to request a reason they can not deny your request. But if your date is later than the processing date, they may turn down your request or ask you to wait.

    That's it!



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